Tuesday, April 5, 2011

GSF Alumni Spring 2011/Winter 2010 Newsletter

My, where has the time gone? Here we are in the midst of a gorgeous spring, which follows a cold and rainy winter, and we are just now publishing our periodic update. You'll note that we have combined two issues into one; with good reason as yours truly was on the road pretty much throughout the holidays and into February. As in, California and Nevada at Thanksgiving, Christmas in Houston, New Year's in Toronto, back to California and Nevada, then myself in Houston whilst spouse galivanted in Chile and Argentina. So do forgive me, but the chain is unbroken if not timely.

We hope that those of you who could do so had excellent holidays in the warm embrace of your families.

Due the passage of time, we have a large amount of news which is chronicled below. In a rare change to the blog format, we have moved instructions as to how to view the site, how to use the links at right and and various other technical details at the bottom of the newsletter. Headline real estate is just too valuable (unlike actual real estate, which is another matter entirely).

Ruminations

Is it us, or has the pace of natural disasters acclerated in the last decade? My cousin thinks that it is the beginning of Armaggedon, but he is of the excitable sort. The Mayan calendar predicts that the world will end in 2012; such predictions have come and gone before. In my view the world has always been reinventing itself, and life will survive in some form or another until the Sun goes out, which really would be the end. To get some perspective, look at the following link to the American Museum of Natural History:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17jymDn0W6U&feature=youtube_gdata_player.

Returning to the world as we know it, northern Japan was rocked by an earthquake and tsunami in March. We tend to think of the Japanese as being so organized that they can cope with anything, but even so there are limits to human endeavor in the face of an angry planet. The human suffering of this disaster is unbelievable in a highly developed nation - could you really conceive of how we would feel if we had just lost something in the neighborhood of 30,000 dead due to a disaster in our own country? Displacement we are familiar with due to Katrina and Ike amongst other tropical storms, but think in terms of millions displaced with - really - nowhere to go. They don't have the luxury of moving over a few hundred miles.

We've all seen the videos, but modern media tends to be remote and unfeeling. We see the pictures in a cocoon, real yet unreal. Do the right thing and dig out a donation to one or more of the agencies that are attempting to provide aid to the Japanese people. Without bias, here is a link to ABC News that lists agencies that are actively involved: http://abcnews.go.com/International/japan-earthquake-donating-relief-funds/story?id=13122660. Or, follow your heart and donate to the organization that you think will do the most good. In any case, just do it. You'll be doing a good thing.

The business of extracting useful hydrocarbons from under the sea in these United States has just begun to thaw. Not in time for many offshore drilling and service companies who have departed the scene, either by relocating operations or liquidating; and certainly not in time for the American consumer, who is now paying  just south of $4 per gallon of gasolene.

Our friends at  the unpronounceable BOEMRE (Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement nee MMS; if there had to be an acronym, we would have preferred BOREME, which has multiple amusing interpretations) have finally realized that a storm of adverse public opiniion and political pressure is not what they had in mind, and have finally begun to do something about permitting in the Gulf of Mexico and Alaska. Gracious, even BP is in the permit queue. Not fast enough for us, but at least there is motion. It's fair to say, however, that readily available reserves in California and West Florida won't be touched for years, or at least until they are worth ten times what they are today. 

On the whole, fascinating behavior for a government which is trying to stimulate the national economy and to save jobs. 

In the long and tangled saga of the Deepwater Horizon disaster, Det Norske Veritas has concluded that a flaw in the design of the shear rams in the DWH blowout preventer was the primary cause of the ensuing oil spill. This is small comfort to the families and friends of our compatriots, who were already dead by the time that the rams were actuated by as yet unidentified means; but at least there is some illumination there. Keep those eleven close in your hearts and never let their memory fade.

In our corner of the oil patch Ensco PLC of the UK (formerly of Dallas) has agreed to purchase Pride International of just down the street from me. This will create the second largest offshore driller by rig count and significantly augment Ensco's deepwater capabilities, but the effects on our friends who work for Pride are as yet unknown. Think well of them and help them out if they need it.

Speaking of offshoring, CBS's Sixty Minutes news show visited Transocean's office in Zug, Switzerland and found one person in the office, a receptionist (a nice one who we suspect was confused by Leslie Stahl and bright lights; what can one do but stammer in the face of mighty CBS with an absent boss?). They also tried to visit Weatherford's office in the same building but no one in the building knew where it was.

This expert crew apparently failed to notice the corporate signage for both companies on large office buildings in Geneva until after they had visited Zug. No interviews with the drilling services folks and most other companies mentioned in the piece; although the CEO of Cisco Systems was kind enough (and brave enough) to explain to Leslie on the air that the US 35% corporate tax rate has a sobering effect on the management and stakeholders of companies that choose to domicile in our fine country. 'Nuff said.

On a different and lighter note,  Houston hosted the NCAA's Final Four, the Shell Houston Open, the Astros season opener, Rockets vs. Spurs, Rockets vs. Hawks and Dynamo vs. New York all in the same week. Must be some sort of a record for simultaneous major sports events outside of the Olympics (and far more interesting). Being good citizens we watched all this on TV from San Antonio so as not to have to deal with the 150,000 or so attendees of these various hoe downs. Our usual traffic is crazy enough. 

The Business of the Tribe

Dave Geer reports that he has retired in Portugal after one last year-long hitch doing marketing for RIG  in Angola. Still working as consultant (aren't we all?) but on a less hectic basis. This sounds like a good thing, but I wouldn't be stuffing Portuguese government bonds under the mattress unless you want to have more padding. They would make good wallpaper, though. Pictures of your place please, Dave.

Jeff Shepard and wife Trisha have executed their getaway to Reynolds Plantation in Georgia, just in time for the late season snow. For those of you who wish to harrass Jeff directly regarding this despicable defection from the Republic, his email and cell numbers have not changed. New address: 1050 Swift Creek, Greensboro, GA 30642. At least the Shepards have no black bears, unlike John and Suzie Donahoe who apparently have fauna wandering through the yard in Asheville, North Carolina at will. What more could you want? Bears and snow. Kind of like a National Geographic special, except being live.

Old friend Dan Hansen scared the willies out of all of us by having a heart attack in January. Dan survived the event and is well, but a scare like that is not something we like to hear about. If you're over 50, think about it and get thee to the gym.

James and Rebecca Stegall welcomed twins Lilly and Laney into the world in February to join son Luke. We know where Doug Stegall will be spending his time - he just loves grandbabies and finally has enough to keep him busy, we think. Bye the bye James recently made Rig Manager, so congratulations are in order.

Alan Breed and wife Tiffany have founded The Calendar Garden nursery on Hockley Road in Magnolia, Texas. Now yours truly really likes this as, being a condo dweller, one of the few things I miss about ground-level living is my garden. It takes some vision and lots of heavy lifting to open a nursery; this apparently is a boutique operation involving roses from the Antique Rose Emporium in Independence (for which yours truly has always had great affection when motivated to make the drive to Hempsted and points beyond), Texas Master Gardeners and all sorts of cool indigenous stuff (as in, stuff that won't die four minutes after you plant it). Magnolia is a lot closer than Independence; go buy a something from Tiffany and tell her we sent you. 

Carmel Finlay, who has been a fixture on the GSF and RIG circuit for some years to our great pleasure and amusement, has up and gone back to Newfoundland. We'll miss you, girl; although after long absence we would not recommend consumption of screech except under medical supervision...

Speaking of Canada, Anil Shah has made his way north and is now working for Rick George as VP Treasurer of Suncor in Calgary. Not exactly a tropical locale but there you go; great company, great town, great people, great rodeo. We want a picture with a cowboy hat, Anil!

Kyna Agerton reports: Doug Freede will be a grandfather in April. Patrice Domingue will be a grandmother in May. Laurie Hayward is engaged. We (and time) move on, do we not?

Other Sightings: We always said that when GSF went it would be like a supernova, and we were right. Points of light everywhere.

Fred Brooks has joined Matt Ralls' team at Rowan (old friends Dave Faure, Nick Postolos, Ted Lewis, Rick Bohlen, Lisa Gauthier, Brandy Picou Ehrig and Brian Daniells already having landed).

Peggy Fitzgerald has joined Helix as general counsel; Drew Baker has joined Atwood Ocenics as general counsel; Kathi Greer has moved to Seadrill as an HR recruiter; Mike Anderson joins alums Gary Sullivan and Campbell Austin, amongst others, at Northern Offshore; Paul Moreno, Noel Cipriano and Jeff Trial are at Nabors; Danny Garcia has joined as controller as Marlin Offshore; Dave Boutelle can be found at Vantage Drilling; Susan Green has landed at Aon Risk Solutions; and Larry Noyce has landed at Texas Health Resources in the Dallas area.

If you're feeling adventurous, you can visit Khaled El Barkouki at Sahara Petroleum Services in Cairo. Still handsome as ever.

Last but not least, our old friend and indefatigable correspondent Kyna Agerton is looking to make a move. Let her know if you have something that might suit. She has the Voice. Really.

Notes on locating the alumni:

First, download the Alumni Directory from the link at right. It contains everything that we know about the location and current pursuits of the alumni. If you find your own information to be incomplete or incorrect, let us know at gsfalumni@gmail.com and we'll make it right. If you know of someone who would like to be listed in the Directory, please let us know at the same email.

Second, if you have not done so, sign up at LinkedIn.com. Simply the most effective business network that we have ever found. Amazing in its scope and utility.

Necrology

Now for the sad part; it's always sad, but especially this time. Old friend and all-around fine gentleman Charlie Johnson passed away in Smithville, Texas on  February 22nd. We have not the words to describe our feelings, so we will leave it to his good friend Mike Yoakum.

"My friend Charlie J passed away this week. Of all the people I have known in the oil patch, he was one of the very best, brightest and cut a wide path through this life. A colorful gentleman to say the least who did things in his time others wouldn't dream of and was never afraid to put it on the line. May you rest in peace, my friend. We sure gonna miss you."

And Now... Roger Gosnell Channels Dennis Miller (or perhaps Mark Twain)

Old friend Roger Gosnell, who prowled the halls of the Payroll Department at GSF for many years, has revealed a heretofore unheralded aptitude for observation of the human condition which has at last been revealed. He titles these observations "I HATE" and "I WANT TO KNOW". To view the complete collection, visit Roger's Wall on Facebook. For your amusement, a few samples:

I HATE: My washer. Not to be outdone by the dryer, this machine has the uncanny ability to take a pair of brand new jeans, turn one leg inside out, thread it through the other leg, tie my best shirt into knots, stuff it through the zipper of my jeans, and just for grins, stuff my undies in the pocket. And then as if to say, "thanks for the good time", leave a dollar in change as a tip.

I HATE: That second puberty in life when hair starts growing places where it never has. Wake up one morning, your nose has decided to grow a beard, your ears a princess Leah hairdo. I have concluded men do not lose their hair. It is being relocated through the brain to ears and nose. Proof - pluck one and experience the pain of a frontal lobotomy. OUCH!

I NEED TO KNOW: Why does the bedroom closet have a door? Is it to keep your shoes from running away? Does your clothing need privacy? I often wonder when I turn the closet light off and close that door, what's going on in there...

I NEED TO KNOW; Where do brown eggs come from? Do they come from brown chickens? Were they left in the sun and got tanned?

To Sum Up

It's been a time of change and doubt - even tragedy - for several years now, but it seems to me that the light of dawn can now be seen. A new dawn, a different dawn for many of us; but better times really do lie ahead. In life, things that have been broken have a tendency to mend themselves or to fade away as bad dreams. Stick together - honor your friends, love and appreciate your families, do your best and all will be well.

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Blog Instructions 

We have quite a few new correspondents, so here are our usual reminders in abbreviated form. You can contribute by writing to us at gsfalumni@gmail.com. You can comment on any post using the Comment tool at the bottom of each post. A current directory of the alumni is to be found in the sidebar to the right of the posts.

Please do remember that if you don't tell us what you are up to, we can't let others know. All quite voluntary. Should we omit information or report incorrectly, we do apologize. We hate missing babies, marriages, relocations and so forth; but we do what we can to keep up with a very large and very active group.

Your faithful Blogmaster and Associates.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

GSF Alumni Fall 2010 Newsletter

It's finally fall in the energy capital, which one can tell because the Christmas decorations are going up on Post Oak Blvd and in Highland Village; a sure sign that the annual orgy of materialism is about to begin. Your Blogmaster has emerged from summer hiding and is once again emulating Ernie Els on the links, although with much less effect than the master himself. In other words, there is no threat whatsoever to anyone on the PGA Champions Tour, or anyone sporting a 15 handicap or better for that matter.

We have quite a few new correspondents, so here are our usual reminders in abbreviated form. You can contribute by writing to us at gsfalumni@gmail.com. You can comment on any post using the Comment tool at the bottom of each post. A current directory of the alumni is to be found in the sidebar to the right of the posts. Important note: due to technical difficulties at Blogspot, we have been unable to update the directory for this issue; so a PDF of the directory will be sent with the mail announcing this issue of the newsletter. You've just got to love new technology; every time you think you've got it nailed, something blows up. Never mind; we'll get it fixed in due course.

Ruminations

After all the hoopla of the mid-term elections, US energy policy is still twisting in the wind. Word now is that due to environmental reviews, the semi-annual lease sales in the Gulf of Mexico may be delayed to mid-2011. And of course getting an offshore drilling permit remains akin to winning the lottery. Meantime, the land drillers and their service companies in the US are quite giddy with the onset of shalemania. Except, of course, for the fact that the EPA is now investigating as to whether they are ruining everyone's groundwater. However, it's nice for a change to hear stories of farmers who are pocketing six figure royalty checks if they happen to be sitting on top of one of the aforementioned shale deposits. Just like the good old days.

To be fair, the green folks are having their own travails. The ethanol tax credit is about to expire, Ms. Boxer of California has ensured that the Mojave desert will never have one solar panel in it while she lives and breathes, the coast off Hyannisport remains blissfully wind-turbine free, and the latest estimate to hook up what good stuff does get done to the grid is somewhere north of 100 billion dollars. Now, we're all for green energy and conservation -really- but we're also just a little concerned about keeping the place running for the next 20 years while all of this comes together. As rational as this might seem, our political establishment seems to have a hard time grasping the concept.

A Close Call in Nigeria

Several of our collegues were kidnapped and at least one injured in a rebel assault on the High Island VII off Nigeria on November 8th. The hostages were freed unharmed in an apparently dramatic Nigerian JST rescue on November 17th, which we were immensely glad and grateful to hear. But boy, if you need a reminder as to exactly how dangerous certain parts of the planet are, there you have it.

The Business of the Tribe

The tribe has actually been quite busy this fall.

Christie Watt and beau Yoni Sade tied the knot on October 30 at a lovely ceremony at the Houstonian. An entire generation of hopeful suitors is grieving. A change of name has obviously resulted: you can now contact Christie at christiesade@yahoo.com. As might be expected, a major local alumni reunion accompanied the event, which involved considerable merriment. Very nice to see so many members of the tribe in one place.

Speaking of reunions, Kyna Agerton reports that the ladies of the tribe had a large dinner gathering of their own on November 18 at Pappasito's in west Houston. There were 42 of them, give or take a few. Not sure who the prime instigators were here, but we wish they would put something together for the gents as well. We apparently can't organize our way out of a paper sack on our own. Kyna and Myriam Touchard have the incriminating photos.

Long Khuu and longtime friend Huyen Dao took their vows on October 9, which was followed by a gigantic traditional  feast at Kim Son. We very much regretted missing this chance to gain even more weight than we already have this year, but it was apparently a great success.

Andrew and Susan Tietz have returned from the wilds of the Far East and are busily doing what we all like to do best - homebuilding. It always sounds so great in concept. Andrew continues to work for Noble along with quite a contingent from the tribe.

Speaking of the Far East, Trevor Howard has reported in from Singapore, where he works for Premium Drilling. He invites any and all of the tribe who might happen by to come see him. Jim Long is also in Singapore; we hope that he is holding our spot at the Raffles Bar until we can return to claim it.

Harry Swanston, a well known Aggie, has announced that he has set up shop on - get this - Longhorn Parkway in Austin. There are apparently very good reasons for this, but the potential for ribbing is endless.

Meantime, Paul Law is moving to Paso Robles, CA; he claims that this is to get closer to family, but we suspect that it's to get as close as possible to the 200 or so wineries that have sprung up in mid-California. His partly restored Boss 302 Mustang will make the trip; we are anxiously awaiting news of its completion.

Jeff Shepard, with his usual efficiency, is actually nearing completion of his own homebuilding project in Reynolds Plantation, GA. This means that anyone who wants to see Jeff and wife Trisha in the near future had best do it right now, or you'll be connecting through Atlanta to do it. An embarrassingly excessive going away party is definitely called for.

A few of the tribe are moving about: Alan Breed is now at Ocean Rig, and Kevin Skipworth is now at Anadarko. Kyna Anderson is on contract with Wilson Supply downtown.

In the way of new retirees, Jay Stiles has announced that he is hanging them up and heading for the Hill Country. Your faithful Blogmaster officially retired on October 1, although I'm continuing to do governance  and management consulting with my company Half Moon Solutions. Got to pay for that vacation house!

Necrology

Now for the sad news. As always our sympathies go out to the families of the departed.

Old friend Carter Newton passed away in Houston on August 31. Carter was a well beloved friend to many Global Mariners and was instrumental in promoting and mentoring the careers of many of us. A great loss.

Carl Cole reports that his brother, Stuart Cole, passed away in Houston on September 30. Stuart was a long time storekeeper for Global Marine and GSF.

To Sum Up

While there are some glimmerings of hope on the economic front in Houston and elsewhere, remember that a lot of our friends and fellow alumni have had a very hard time of it for the last few years.

We have a tremendous network - use it! If you know someone who needs a job or just needs some help, do what you can and let other alumni know when they might be able to help. When you do succeed, let others know so that they can find you. We're in it together, and collectively are much stronger than any one individual.

OK! Ya'll have a wonderful holiday season, which we hope finds you happy and comfortable in the company of your families and loved ones. We'll be back with our Winter report in early 2011. Do write about your holiday doings.

Your faithful Blogmaster and Associates

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

GSF Alumni Summer 2010 Newsletter

Well, the world is still turning and the season we love to hate in Houston is in full swing. It's mighty steamy in the energy captial (or, as persons of certain proclivities seem to think of it, the blister on the devil's toe) at the moment, so much so that your Blogmaster has been driven right off the golf course after several tentative adventures earlier in the season. That imitation of Ernie Els which we like to do when no one is watching will have to wait (no one does Tiger any more, for better or for worse).
Our usual reminders for first time visitors or those who have simply forgotten in a haze of seafood denial. You can contribute by writing to us at gsfalumni@gmail.com. Alternatively, you can add your own info or comment on any post by using the Comment tool at the bottom of each post. A current directory of the alumni is to be found in the sidebar to the right of the posts, which everyone seems to find useful. If you'd like to update your information, use the Alumni Information Form in the sidebar and mail it to us at the address above. You'll also find other useful links under Hot Links. If you wish to be updated instantaneously with our various ramblings, you can Follow the blog from the link at the bottom of the sidebar.

You can also find us on Facebook as SeahorseStampede. So there's no reason to be shy...

Ruminations

Is it us, or can the Gulf Coast just not catch a break? It's beginning to look like a lost decade down here. In years past we were reminded by Mother Nature in no uncertain terms as to the weaknesses of our geographical preferences; this year, we have had a man-made disaster which is shaking us to our roots and imperiling our livelihoods and our lifestyles in ways that we could not have imagined. And this in the context of a national recession the likes of which has not been seen in many years.
We are a tenacious and resourceful bunch. If left to determine our own fates we are sure that we will get back to doing what we do best, which is building sound futures for ourselves and our children, being responsible and generous citizens, and serving as one of the country's great engines of prosperity. Not to mention enjoying life with a certain savoir that that is not completely understood but which is recognized as unique throughout the world.
Speaking of steamy, the upcoming US mid-term elections are shaping up to be extraordinarily contentious. It's not just us. Our Australian cousins will be making some difficult electoral choices in just a few days, while our British friends are pondering the outcomes of their May elections and what the economic and social future will hold. Now, we don't get into politics in this space for reasons of both impartiality and common sense. But we would reiterate a common truth - no matter where you live - that if you are not making an impact by participating in the process and contibuting what you can to your causes of choice, then you're missing a great opportunity to be heard. All you need do is to speak your mind and to vote.
Life Does Go On...
Moving on to the business of the tribe, Doug Freede let us know that he has gone to work for the South Texas Project Nuclear Operating Company in their Compensation and Benefits department. You can reach him at 361.972.8602 or dafreede@stpegs.com. See? That wasn't hard.
Old friend Connie Abbs has left Houston to begin a two-state residency in Wisconsin and Arizona. We really can't wish her well enough - one of our originals. Address info to follow from our special correspondent. Sherry Richard has hung up her spurs (corporately, certainly not literally) as has Keith Watts, a prolific rig mover and world tourist.
Matt and Lindsey Ewers announced the arrival of Adley Elisabeth Ewers on Father's Day. James and Rebecca Stegall are anticipating twins in early 2011, perpetuating a well known GSF mini-dynasty.
Upcoming nuptuals: Christie Watt and beau Yoni Sade, Long Khuu and Huyen Dao, both cermonies planned for October. Wise choice of dates, ya'll. Perhaps it will be in the low 90's by then. Now that you've been outed, you'll just have to go through with it...
CallOuts
From Matt Ewers: The Oilfield Helping Hands will be holding a 5-Stand Sporting Clays Tournament on September 25, 2010 to benefit the families of the Deepwater Horizon. Two websites that will assist you with questions regarding the event, registration, donations, and submitting sponsorships follow. Do support this worthy cause.

http://www.facebook.com/l/041b3BMemc979I0ktgOQ3L_yZkg;www.deepwaterhorizonbenefit.org

From Bob Labbe: Saudi Aramco is looking for certified accountants to work in Saudi Arabia. Very lucrative compensation and benefits. Bob has the Aramco contact for potential openings. Contact him at robertlabbe@att.net for details.

Necrology

Linda Rowe reports that John McGarrity died on May 16, 2010 after an extended illness. No other information was available at press time. The heartfelt regrets of the tribe go out to his family and friends.

To Sum Up
We don't need to remind you that in times like these, it's never been more important to be there for each other. We hold the bonds that cannot be broken except by time and distance, and then only if we let them fade away.
Do write. Otherwise we'll have to start making stuff up about ya'll, which would never be as interesting as the truth.

Your faithful Blogmaster and associates

Monday, May 17, 2010

GSF Alumni Spring 2010 Newsletter

Here, somewhat tardily due to various events large and small, is the second edition of the GSF Alumni newsletter. It's just barely still Spring, judging from the rising temperatures in our home base of Houston; but still Spring nonetheless, so we don't feel entirely remiss in publishing so late in the season.

A few reminders. To contribute, contact us at gsfalumni@gmail.com. Note that we have updated the GSF Alumni Information file according the best information available as of April 2010; you can access this file through the GSF Alumni Information link in the right hand column of the blog. The Alumni Information file has turned into a really fabulous resource, and we heartily encourage you to use it to find friends and colleagues with whom you are not otherwise connected and to see where your friends are living and working. We would also note that there are yet many blanks in the file, voluntary or otherwise. If you'd like to update your information use the GSF Alumni Information Form immediately below it and forward to the Gmail address above.

We've made a few changes to the sidebar. We found that we were a very poor job service since we simply could not keep track of the opportunities available and when they were filled and by whom, and so have abandoned that feature. We've added some excellent industry and social job sites in their place, which we encourage you to use. If anyone has a link that they would like add, please do let us know. Also, don't forget that if you become a Follower of the blog, you'll receive updates automatically. On to business, then.

Deepwater Horizon

We have few remaining words to describe what occurred to the Deepwater Horizon on April 20, 2010, as most of them have already been said. So, we have instead included a photo of what she looked like in all her glory. Few people think of drilling rigs as beautiful, but then we do.

Most people don't understand that operating these things is in the nature of rocket science. Mistakes were undoubtedly made, and unfortunate sequences of events undoubtedly occurred in the course of her loss. But we, the Alumni, lost comrades in arms, co-workers or friends in the disaster and the outpouring of sentiment from the community as a whole has been extraordinarily kind. The names and images of our lost comrades are provided at http://www.deepwaterhorizoncondolences.com/. If you have not already done so, please visit, leave a note of condolence, and remember as has been said by many: " There but for the grace of God go I". What happens next is quite unimaginable for both the industry and the our friends in the coastal towns of Louisiana and elsewhere where they live when they are not working at sea. Only time will tell.
Happier News
Steve Morrison of ADTI has become engaged to Cindy Elmendorf Harrington. Christie Watt now of Noble has become engaged to a handsome devil that we somehow failed to identify on her Facebook posting but we are sure, since she is taken so much time to go about it, that he is quite the item. A whole generation of potential suitors is mourning. Roger Hunt, now of Northern Offshore, and Liz Capritto have tied the knot; this not being surprising as Liz has always been an expert at tying up Roger's loose ends as we all know from our GSF days. Carrie Tanner reports that she is officially playing permanent hooky and has run off to Dripping Springs with Ken Vanway to begin a new life.
There are so many new babies being reported that the GSF-Transocean merger can only be compared to the great New York brownout of the 1980's, which was followed by a gigantic local baby boom. They're popping up like mushrooms. You'll have to check your Facebook pages; too many to mention.
Recent Movements and Retirements
Drew Baker, Loretta Carpenter and Darlene Dawson have popped up at Frontier. Kyna Agerton is working for Steverson. Dave Faure has moved over to Rowan. Joanne Snyder is at Hercules. As for retirements, Andy Anderson and Tom Williams have hung up their spurs; Charles Keaton reports a retirement as well. Pat Norton has spent her last day at Transocean (bless her heart, the most helpful individual). Jeff Shepard is building his house at Reynolds Plantation in Georgia and threatens to leave by December. John Donahoe is already in Asheville NC and reports black bears in his back yard, though he has not provided the requested webcam. Colin Murphy reports a lousy winter on the island (which island?) which we can't seem to locate but seems to be somewhere near the UK. Complaining that it was too dangerous to drive. Colin, are you nuts? You were dangerous to drive with 25 years ago. I know from personal experience.
All, don't forget to consult the GSF Alumni Information link. Otherwise you can't keep track of everyone. It's like herding cats. And please, please do update your info or we'll lose track.
GSF Memorabila Craze Sets In
Speaking of Mr. Murphy, he is desperately seeking photos of the Glomar Grand Banks and the Biscay I to complete a collection. He apparently has Global Marine room, which is an honorable thing. I'd suggest contacting Milton Bade, who has a collection of Global Marine News going back to 1972. There is a great deal of noise about Global Marine rugs (or carpets if you like). Apparently George Rowe has two and Janet Kidd has one, perhaps the last surviving examples. Bob Rose has a GM flag that George gave to him years ago. Charles Streidel is widely regarded as having the largest collection of Global Marine memorabilia existing. Yours truly will happily provide a collection of GM rig mugs which comprises about half of the old fleet to the first requester; no room in the condominium (no garage means constant parsing; otherwise, the views of the Houston skyline are very nice and no gardening, roofing, pest control, mowing, security systems, and no mosquitoes, thank God).
The Summer League
I almost hesitate to bring this up, but does anyone want to try to revive the Summer Golf League? This was an informal golf league which typically snuck in twilight play before either boss or spouse objected. Will base a decision purely on responses. Since some of us work, some of us work sporadically, and some not at all this might be a logistical nightmare; but yours truly is asked the question constantly. Yours truly will be happy to organize but will not score or handicap, being feeble in mind and anxious to avoid more paperwork that I've already got. Respond directly to ecollinsii@earthlink.net if you're feeling frisky.
Miscellany
Mini reunions in the Houston area have been constantly suggested (a full Stampede probably being out of the question unless someone feels like organizing it) but only our good friend Brenda Hethcoat of Zionsbank has done anything about it. Are we going to do this or not? Step up! Someone pick a place (warn them in advance) and we'll be there.
Check out Roy Goodwin's tattoo snaps on Facebook. Talk about a loyalist! He's got the logo tattooed over his heart. Bless you, Roy, but let's stop there shall we? Bye the bye, the Alumni Facebook pages are so full of stuff that it makes your head hurt.
You can find Terry Liscano at terryliscano0519@yahoo.com.
The question was raised earlier, who did George Watson fire most often? Carl Cole seems to hold the record at somewhere around 50 times, per Bill Watson (thankfully no relation).
Necrology
Last but not least, the sad bit in addition to our lost friends on the DWH.
Marvin Schindler died on December 23, 2009 in Bellville, TX. Donations to the Gideons are requested. Marvin was smart, ornery and occasionally incredibly funny. A real tribute to the way of the oil patch.
Dick Black died on April 17, 2010 in Lafayette. Sam Ricord (ripcord156@aol.com) has details for all concerned.
To Sum Up
It's been a time of great sadness as of late and also a great time of change. Our alumni, as yours truly predicted, are spreading all over the industry and indeed around the globe. All the more reason to keep up, and keep close. As Walter Cronkite said, "Life is not an interview". Be good to each other and do let us know what you are up to. Forgive us if we miss anyone; there are now 380 folks on our Gmail distribution lists. Just fess up, and we'll take care of it.
Your faithful Alumni Blogmaster and associates.

Monday, December 21, 2009

GSF Alumni Winter 2009 Newsletter

Happy holidays, all! This is the first of our quarterly newsletters, much delayed but now a scheduled event. To contribute, contact us at gsfalumni@gmail.com. And do contribute. or we'll be forced to harvest information from various dubious sources such as Facebook. We will publish anything that does not offend the readers or that does not concern Tiger Woods. On to your news and contributions.

A Tragedy in Tomball, TX - RIP Dana Burkett

On a somber note, alumnus Dana Burkett was killed in a one car accident on December 16th near Tomball, TX. Dana died in his beloved Corvette, fast cars being both a blessing and a curse. He was interred at Klein Memorial Park. Memorial donations can be made to The Dana H. Burkett Memorial Scholarship fund, c/o Prosperity Bank, 25820 US 290, Cypress TX 77429. He is survived by his parents, his wife Rene, three children, two grandchildren and two brothers. There are no words to describe our feelings regarding Dana's early exit from this life, other than that he was a good man. An epitaph good enough for any.


From Jeff Shepard, Houston TX

Hello All!
Have been enjoying life as retirement was meant to be! We are still in Houston at the same home number (281-579-3976) and will be around for another year or so. After that, we will be moving to Georgia about an hour drive east of Atlanta in a development called Reynolds Plantation. Plenty of golf and fishing with rolling hills and thick with trees and a good-sized lake (called Oconee) that has about 80 miles of shoreline. We're looking forward to the move! Y'all drop us a line sometime! We'd love to hear from you!
Best Regards,
Jeff and Trisha Shepard
19202 Hanston Ct.
Houston, TX 77094
713-724-0975 (Jeff's cell)
jeff.shepard49@yahoo.com

Jeff Shepard's 60th (contributed by your faithful Blogmaster)

Speaking of Mr Shepard, he celebrated his 60th at the The Falls resort in New Ulm with a very cold round of golf (48 degrees at tee off, 41 degrees at the finish) accompanied by 12 companions (no references to the Apostles, please), followed by a surprise party of 60-odd friends, relations, supporters and fellow sufferers arranged by his charming and obviously mental wife, Trisha (who else would a) put up with him and b) arrange a surprise party at a place as well hidden as Hogwarts and c) pull it off as a total surprise?). Suffice it to say that certain liquids flowed freely. Amongst other alumni, Bruce Watson and his bride, Ed and Dave Webb, Marshall Bennett and yours truly soldiered on to the end... and suffered mightily the next morning at Schobels. Doug Stegall had the sense to depart before the liquids began to flow. All in a good day's work... Congratulations, Mr. Shepard. Tally ho, and lead on!

(Sorry if we've forgotten any alumni from our list, but your correspondent was quite incapable of keeping notes after 9PM).

From Ricky Prudhomme, Oberlin LA

After 26 years of service my offshore career ended abruptly, and I think unfairly, but I have put that and the offshore behind me. Suffice it to say I was very unhappy to leave the family, but I find that the family has found me and I continue to talk to many of my old friends. I live in Oberlin, La. and enjoy hunting, fishing and spending time with my family during my time off. Give me a call if you're in town. We'll hoist one for the old days.

From Kyna Agerton, Houston TX

The building that once housed GlobalSantaFe has now closed...lease is up, and everyone has moved on either as employees of Transocean, new companies, retirement, new horizons, and some still searching for another great company to work for. Though I dare to say the later would be a tall order.

Many employees of GlobalSantaFe never took the time to walk outside and discover the abundance of nature residing on the acreage that the little city of GlobalSantaFe sat upon. There was a certain peace that one could find, just listening to the rustle of leaves gently blowing in the wind, or the chirps and chatter of so many species of birds...Cardinals, Blue Jays, Woodpeckers, Carolina Chickadees, Mocking Birds, American Goldfinches, Wood Thrushes, Grackles, Hummingbirds, Sparrows, and I'm sure many more that I did not see. We often had Cormorants, sometimes 4 at a time, all diving for fish as I threw bread out into the lake. Occasionally we had a Mallard, Wood Duck, Fulvous Duck, Green Heron, and for a few days this past October we even had a Snow Goose who must have been feeling tired on his migration and stopped for a little rest. A couple of years ago, rarely seen anymore, I viewed a Red-Headed Woodpecker flying from tree to tree and it was a sight to behold. Growing up in the Memorial area all my life, that was a species of bird that was once abundant. There was a pair of Red-Bellied Woodpeckers, and I was lucky to see one of their offspring flying with them...again tree to tree...Oaks, Pines, Pecan and even a Wild Persimmon. Of course we had rabbits hopping around, opposums (who carry no diseases and eats rats, mice, snails, and roaches), squirrels and raccoons doing what they normally do, and even coyotes that unfortuantely I never got to see. I had heard from security officers how they would see a coyote drinking from the lake in the middle of the night, and one of the many neighbors of the building describing were they saw a coyote and how it did not seem to be frightfull of them or the dog they were walking. We had a Great Blue Heron who graced the lakeside in search of fish and a grand sight it was to see, though it has been several years since I saw him. Recently we had a huge stately white crane (Great Egret) standing around the lake in various areas searching for his next meal...one of the several kinds of fish...Perch, Striped Bass, and Catfish. Each day that I saw him, I felt in awe of this beautiful creature. There were bullfrogs bellowing on the banks and if you got too close, plop, splash, and under the water they went. The lake was full of turtles, mainly Red-Eared Sliders, occasionally a Mud Turtle, and once I saw a Snapping Turtle when the water was brackish at one end of the lake. There were snakes, but I only saw one little grass snake in 7 years, and again it was unfortunate that I never got to see the Western Ribbon Snake or the Rat Snakes that were reported to me. When someone would call me to tell me about these snakes, I always said don't kill them, but was always too late to get outside to see it, for I knew it would be beautiful. I know quite a bit about snakes, as growing up in Memorial in the 50s we saw them everyday, along with the many scorpions. Both of my parents were bitten by venomous snakes. The snakes at the lake were harmless, and many a day that I walked through the sometimes high weeds along the banks of the lake, I never came across a Water Moccasin. Though I did get stung by Hornets.

Of the sights that most employees saw were the Black Vultures, and sometimes the Turkey Vultures, the Black-Bellied Whistling Ducks, and of course our domestic ducks that I still continue to feed each day. We had many baby ducks that grew into adults, but as the cycle of life goes, we had many baby ducks (adult ducks too), that became prey to the owls by night and the hawks by day. Just yesterday as I was completing the daily feeding routine, one of the neighbors who I had met and talked with numerous times before was almost jogging to get to me before I left the property. He had his laptop in hand and said he had something he wanted to show me. I asked if it was the Red-Tailed Hawk? He said, "you've seen it?" I had seen him many times over the years in the trees, trying to escape the Blue Jays that loved to harrass him, or her. Rino, the neighbor, had managed to capture a gorgeous picture of the Red-Tailed Hawk of 15375 Memorial Drive. There were a couple of times I saw the beautiful hawk sitting on top of duck, eating it. One of those times it was Brownie, everyones favorite duck. It was heartbreaking for me to see, but I learned a great deal about the behavior of the hawk, and chalked it up to Life.

Each day in this world, we have a chance to learn about nature, and about ourselves. We have triumphs, and we have defeats...same as it is in nature. I once saw the hawk gallantly try to catch a Whistling Duck in the air, but this day the hawk was defeated and the duck lived to fly another day. It's not always the biggest and strongest that wins. The hawk did not give up the fight for food, for life, he just waiting patiently for the next opportunity. I have a credo and many of you who know me have heard me say it. ALL are GODs creatures and deserve to live, and for you and I, we hope to always prosper in good health, faith, love, happiness and friendship.

GSF Alumni Trivia (donated by Kyna Agerton)

Have you ever heard of a Seahorse Stampede?! Well many, many years ago when Global Marine was located in California, using the well known seahorse on the big "G" logo, the picnic became known as the Seahorse Stampede. The phrase got a bit lost through the years and after the addition of many new employees, and of course the merge with SantaFe, we defintely had to loose the Seahorse. But if you ever see a reference to a Stampede via alumini emails, blogs or what have you, it is referring to a gathering whether it be a picnic or something else.

To add to Kyna's invaluable memory (she really does know where the skeletons are), mini-Stampedes are encouraged wherever and whenever there are enough alumni to fill a bar or a picnic table. Post your plans to gsfalumni@gmail.com and we'll be sure to post them.

From Kelly Millsap, Houston TX

Hi to all my Global Marine and GlobalSantaFe friends. Wishing you all a wonderful upcoming holiday. Miss you all and hope this holiday finds you thankful for the good things life has to offer.

A Question from George Matej, Sheridan, TX

Can anyone come up with the number of people George Watson fired?

Now, you have to be a Global Mariner to even think about this, as George Watson was long gone to his maker prior to the GlobalSantaFe merger. The answer to the question is unknown, but the last two administrations come to mind: "billions and billions".

Andy Dement Solves the Problem

Andy Dement, according to his Christmas card to yours truly, has printed and given away $250 billion at last count. We have obviously applied for a grant... and propose that he be made our next Secretary of the Treasury.

Ebun Akindele Offers Resume Advice

Contact Ebun Akindele at ebunakindele@yahoo.com for excellent advice from Rob McGovern at JobFox.com as to how to write a resume and apply when it may appear that you are over qualified for a job.

John and Suzie Donahoe

Have retreated to the wilds of Asheville, NC and are fully retired. Their back yard appears to contain black bears and various other fauna; we've asked John to set up a webcam back there, since Suzie would, we are sure, appreciate some peace and quiet (it will take him months); and we want to market the video stream to "Extreme Sports" and "Field and Stream".

Recent Departures from the Empire

Drew Baker
Loretta Carpenter
Dan Hansen
Charles Keaton
Bob Labbe
Pat Norton

Farewell, and Happy Holidays

That's it for us. For those you that we may have forgotten to mention, please do write to gsfalumni@gmail.com and share your news. May your respective gods keep you safe and warm in the bosom of your families. And DO pay attention to the contents of the blog. We do our best to keep on top of things, but nothing happens without YOU. Otherwise we just make stuff up.

The alumni directory on the blog has been updated as of December 2009.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Jobs Needed Urgently

In addition to several useful features to be found in the right column of the blog, we have added something new which is not social and is not amusing. This consists of a listing of jobs urgently needed by members of the tribe. See the Jobs Needed Urgently section.
We do not take postings in this section lightly. These job seekers have exhausted all available resources in good faith and are reaching out to the membership for assistance. They may be suffering extreme impacts to their personal lives. They are motivated and will accept any reasonable offers of employment. We hold their information in confidence and will reveal it only to those willing and able to help.
Submit leads, advice and guidance to gsfalumni@gmail.com with the Subject "Jobs Urgent". Include the Job Number if you have a specific position in mind where you can be of help.
Throw the rope!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Welcome!

Greetings and welcome to the inaugural post of the GSF Alumni Blog. The blog is our latest effort to improve connectivity and to promote the exchange of information among the GSF Alumni.
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